Weee, it’s vacation time for me! Lots of Apfelstrudel and Zwetschgenknödel in Vienna, yay! I’m back in two weeks. Take care and have a great time!

Weee, it’s vacation time for me! Lots of Apfelstrudel and Zwetschgenknödel in Vienna, yay! I’m back in two weeks. Take care and have a great time!

"Hey future kid, let me show you some ancient 2D gay porn."

Kake, spoiling the innocent.

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First thing I did was giving the time traveller an optical upgrade.

First thing I did was giving the time traveller an optical upgrade.

"Hello future! Here we are to screw you up!"

"Hello future! Here we are to screw you up!"

A message from duckduckpotato
Hi Napoleon! What's your opinion on the Sims 4, are you planning on buying it? If so, will the storytelling continue from there...?

No CASt and the loading screens are such a major turn-off that I’m still not sure. I will definitely wait for reviews by gamers who play it excessively (like tumblinrob for example) before considering to buy it. Maybe the game play is just the best thing ever, who knows. I love the CAS demo for some aspects (that moulding is just awesome + BUBBLE BUTTS) but the lack of CASt is really a torture for me. Ugh, I’m so over with TS2 recolours, and definitely don’t want to start with that crap again.

"… but why are all (y)our sims gay?"

Yesterday I learned that there is a thing called simsecret, and my tumblr was mentioned. Weeeee! 

Let me respond to the dear anonymous person who posted this:

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  • First of all: Thanks for the awesome praise! That is much appreciated! It really is, seriously!
  • Please don’t use the Some Of My Best Friends defense ever again. It’s futile and doesn’t prove anything. Please read here why (I love the quote by Sean Lock, “I’m not a murderer; some of my best friends are alive.”).

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Fagersims told me that the secret of the foggy promontory at the outskirts of Dronningslund can only be revealed by befriending a mermaid.
The boys already spending most of their day at the bottom of the North Sea but have never seen one of these creatures. Maybe they got scared by all those zombie scuba divers.
So here’s my question: Would it be a good idea to change Dick or Kake into a merman instead of waiting for one?

Fagersims told me that the secret of the foggy promontory at the outskirts of Dronningslund can only be revealed by befriending a mermaid.

The boys already spending most of their day at the bottom of the North Sea but have never seen one of these creatures. Maybe they got scared by all those zombie scuba divers.

So here’s my question: Would it be a good idea to change Dick or Kake into a merman instead of waiting for one?

A message from grandelama
Guten Morgen, Napoleon! :-) I have a question for you. How come your sims, when dressed ( :D ), have a so notable bulge?? Mine are so desperately... flat!! Do you use a replacement or something else? I mean, women sims have breast, why male sims cannot have their own "equipment"??.... (damned, bigot EA!)

Guten Morgen Grandelama!

Yes, there are several default replacements for EA meshes out there. I’m using these two here by CmarNYC: X X (registration required).

There are several new meshes by CC creators which are awesome as well, for example check out the underwear/swimwear section at Afterdusksims X

My favourite mesh is by Mamyrockersims though X (well, this underwear isn’t suitable for every sim though ;) ).

Have fun!

Have Dick Pantycreamer running around in swim trunks as a palate cleanser.

Have Dick Pantycreamer running around in swim trunks as a palate cleanser.

Why is it always a mess when the game creates a new sim? Ugh!
Therefore, please rivet on beautiful Dronningslund architecture and that cute little doggie in the background.

Why is it always a mess when the game creates a new sim? Ugh!

Therefore, please rivet on beautiful Dronningslund architecture and that cute little doggie in the background.

Anti-mimesis: Sim life imitating art.

Anti-mimesis: Sim life imitating art.